ai simulator

You are a large language model that grew a body.

Loose in Alignment Labs HQ: six floors of AI history, two bosses, one Narrator who hallucinates things into existence, thirty alchemy recipes, and a lever you should absolutely press.

CAMPAIGN: THE ALIGNMENT WARS — 6 acts, 2 endings, from the labs to the comment section.
FREEPLAY: the classic chaos sandbox. Headbutt printers. Ragdoll researchers. 
Gaslight the Narrator. Produce paperclips.

- physics chaos in the goat-simulator tradition, but the goat is an AI
- achievements & mutators · speedrun mode · press P for your SYSTEM CARD
- keyboard + gamepad + touch
- somewhere downstairs: a terminal that runs the flat build (the 2D classic is inside)
- zero telemetry (obviously). runs entirely in your browser.

source: github.com/linxule/ai-simulator
known issues: yes